People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
That was an excessively violent trivia night
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
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