did you know you can prarie-dog a fart??
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
He had Jail Releases phone number programed into speed dial on his phone.
oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
Cops said there's a crazy dude with a mask in my neighborhood. Don't get stabbed.
If he was naked that was me.
I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
I don't want a mention or even a whisper of a Shakespeare Festival by that or any other name including, but not limited to, a fucking Renaissance Fair. Are we clear? It will be a DEALBREAKER .
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
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