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Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
Fuck romance. Just shaved my nipples in the shower because I felt like it. That's the life I'm about.
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
Remember that time I hopped home naked from the bar, then tried to convince you I was ok to drive you home? Good call on the taxi.
God damn. You sleep with one 40 year old married dude and suddenly you have “daddy issues”. Fuck all of you.
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
Interesting fact: if you wanted to rename a guy Jeff, just tell him you only fuck Jeffs. Magically whatever name he was using is actually his middle name cause he doesn't like going by Jeff.
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