after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
I have a broken liver
I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.
"can of pringles" is totally a legitimate measure of time
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
He peed in the bird bath. Those birds are gonna be pissed
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
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