And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
I started dry heaving in the middle of sex and she says "You moan funny."
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
No lie. I was hooking up with a former football player at UT and mid-hookup I yelled "I'M FRATERNIZING WITH THE ENEMY"
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
Roommate charged out of his room in pajamas yelling "MAKE IT RAIN" and just threw $4,000 in fifties onto my head. My Friday night.
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
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