remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
so this carnie looked at me and said "the ride in my pants is funner." i wet myself.
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
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