Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
this guy showed up at my house asking for his sword and cape. something tells me i shouldn't drink that much again.
dude, my face is all kinds of fucked up right now. and don't even start with i told you so...
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
I made him breakfast and we cuddled on the couch watching march of the penguins, which is, in case you were unaware, the opposite of fucking on a pool table
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
He wanted to bang in the work van while we were on shift together. He convinced me with "It's like the Scooby Doo van but looks nothing like the Scooby Doo van."
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
When cunnilingus is one of the first 25 words you say to someone there's a problem
#reasonsyoushouldnthaveatinder
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
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