Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
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