i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
i realized my work ethic and productivity really improves if i masturbate on my lunch break.
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
fat chick, vomit on the dog, and three unidentifiable pills in my ear. all in the same ear. what the hell happened after the guests showed up?
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
Well, I have a text in my phone that just says "Scrumtrelescent" from a girl I have in here as "Cheesy Tits", so you figure out how my night was going.
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
He was so traumatized by the It's a small world ride but he immediately pulled out a flask from god-knows-where and got drunk before the ride was over. The ride operator didn't blame him.
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