oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
Dude just slipped a $20 into the jukebox at that restaurant we were escorted out of last Mardi GRAS. Hope they enjoy Justin Bieber's Baby cause they're gonna hear it 40 fucking times.
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
We were just at different life stages. He wanted to get married and have kids, I wanted to take MDMA and fuck my roommate.
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
You know my ex in high school who cheated on me and dumped me right before prom? A decade later, I just saw her again...working at an Arby's. it was a good day...
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
Call me something sexy & ethnic. Like jasmine. But mystical too. Like Mermaid Jasmine. And throw Glitter somewhere in there too.
Hey, sorry for threatening to teabag your mom to death last night
Everyone is all excited about the iPhone 7 being water resistant and I'm only concerned with whether or not it can be destroyed by salsa or cum
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
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