I think I'm going to start texting all the people that don't want to talk to me
Mars, I'm going to name my child horatio mars. He will hate me till he gets high. Then he'll understand
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
Well the weddings in 4 days so I already got the eightball lined up and the wii fit all warmed up. Still wanna bet I wont lose 20 pounds by the wedding?
I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
I had a dream that I had to take a breathalyzer but then it turned out to be a bong....why can't that be real life?
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
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