super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
Idk man, it felt like my skin was a suit and I could feel it zipping up my side and up to my mouth. And then my head felt like a ventriloquist dummy's head, with the jaw thing..it was freaky, dude
You think that's a metaphor for anything, champ?
Shut the hell up.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
I wish I could put booze in boobs and store it for later. I wouldn't need a flask. For $7000, they should do amazing things like that.
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
The cute guy in my class hurt himself and is on crutches. My first thought was "Good. He'll be easier to take down." Like he's a gazelle and I'm a dick tiger. What's wrong with me?
I emailed the police apartment to apologize to the officer from last night. I practically threw a hissy fit because he wouldn't hug me.
It was "against protocol"
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
Why is everyone judging me for telling the cat a bedtime story?
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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