This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
I wonder what my nutrition professor is going to think when I have to put 21 keystone lights, a bottle of merlot wine, and 5 rum and cokes and 4 shots of tequila on my dietary analysis
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
Dude true life I died at the derby...I lost everyone I knew, went down a bourbon and mud slip and slide, lost my hat, fell off the roof of a porta potty, sprained my ankle and knee and then got arrested.
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
Why the HOLY HELL is my dog on my roof??? Sam?? Why is the dog wearing my pants
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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