hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
I standby a snuggie being perfectly acceptable attire for drunkenly walking your dog at 5am. Our new neighbors did not seem to agree.
What's the standard Christmas present for six months of booty calls?
Mobile recharge?
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
JUST BECAUSE I ANSWER THE DOOR NAKED CARRYING A BOTTLE OF RUM DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN STARE NEIGHBORS.
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