It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
Hey man sorry, can't talk. I'm already taking risks by ripping the bong on this conference call.
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
You fell out of your barstool, I tried to help you but you said if I got any closer I'd be drinking my meals through a straw, So there you sat.
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
He was late, on account of he accidentally went to the Al-Anon meeting across the hall, and it took him 30 minutes to realize he was in the wrong room.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
My new plan is to whip out my titties when they arrive. Maybe they won’t notice that I broke the couch fucking my boss...
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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