i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
I'm surrounded by 3 year olds in tutus. They are far too innocent to be within at least 500 ft of me.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
could you please not use my mortar and pestal for its intended purpose? i just snorted cracked black pepper.
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
I'm just to the point my give a fucks is so far in the red that I'm going to have to take out a 30yr loan of fucks to repay it
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
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