i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
I IMAGINED YOU YELLING SURPRISE WITH JAZZ HANDS. AND I LOVE YOU FOREVER
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
How about this: I support you through your miserable marriage, and you support me through all my anonymous sex?
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
Just used the word fistfucking in a serious conversation with my professor in front of the class, while making an appropriate and valid point. Win.
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