i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
Everyone here knows me as 'that chick who will most likely steal your girlfriend'. My 99% success rate tells me this name is acceptable.
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
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