office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
did the hipsters beat you up because you are more ironic than they are?
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
OK, the bar's closing. Do I go to home to my wife or my girlfriend?
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
Fuck going to see The Hunger Games tonight. The only thing I'm hungry for is some dick. Let's go to the bar.
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
Randomize
