Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
As I was leaving the drunk tank the cop told me he had a feeling we would be meeting again real soon.
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
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