Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
God dammit, you have a cape and I don't even have a fucking jacket.
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
Ok I'm drunk as fuck already at 529 and this waitress started flirting with me, I wanna bang her for acknowledging my existence
I got so drunk last night I took a ice bath with my mother in law
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
well I ran around the park drunk with a plastic baby and fell, all while screaming "I WILL PROTECT YOU CARLOS", yeah there's video
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