You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
They have 12 kegs and 40 bottles of liquor and a pool with a diving board. And hardly anyone at this wedding knows me. Should be a great night
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
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