white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
I think I'm going to call this chapter of my life story "Weekday day-drinking in the park isn't just for the homeless!"
Saw two pregnant women at court today and I SWEAR one of them said "we had a threesome with this random guy and he got both of us pregnant."
Do you have Pokemon Go yet? I just caught a Clefairy on my walk of shame and feel way better about myself.
You know what i hate? I hate when the ppl you drunkenly made out with actually want to talk to you sober. It just doesn't work that way sir.
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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