so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
if you don't go out with us, what are you gonna do? you're gonna go home and watch biodome and masturbate to texts from your east coast boyfriend and see the facebook pictures from the party when you wake up.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
I love drunk self when he leaves a prepacked bong for the morning... in the bathroom.
You were eating microwaved pad thai out of a solo cup with a pair of scissors....
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
Just got discharged from the hospital after getting my finger stitched back together don't you dare say you had a worse night than me
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
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