All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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