had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
please remind me of this if i ever start out a night declaring my goal is to see how much american honey it takes for me to forget who i am again
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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