I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
Eating a burrito bowl w/ queso sauce is about as cool as the first time you have sex w/ out a condom
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
These old people don't even realize they're giving me weed money for shoveling snow.
oh no, im for sure still drunk. i wana eat evrything in the fancy feast commercial... everything
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
I walked in on you rubbing your nose all over his face while straddling him and yelling "I'M SO SORRY!" repeatedly. I'd say you were in pretty good shape at that point in the night.
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
We had him convinced Visine is flammable. He was genuinely freaked out that everyone would know when he was stoned.
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
the only decorations on the Christmas tree were twinkle lights, condoms, and empty natty cans. I do love a classy holiday party
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