Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
As my groomsman, I expect you to learn the Thriller dance with me before next September.
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
I knew he cared when I got his text "happy birthday to the girl who gives phenomenal head"
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
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