But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
no one ever believes me when I try explaining to them that your straight. I'm all like, "yeah that's his girlfriends dress he's stretching out"
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
Right when he asked me if I was on birth control my dad walked in. This is my fate.
You told me you were trying to learn all the MLB ballparks while you waited for your porn to load.
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
Just try and act like you're sober
I can't I snorted an anti depressant and he's pouring me tequila shots
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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