It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
What's the point in getting all dressed up and going when i'm just gonna throw up on myself by midnight?
you know it's bad when you need sunglasses to open the refrigerator
He texted me for a bootycall at 2:00am so I rolled outta bed and shaved my legs but then he decided he wasn't coming over...he lost his bootycall privileges
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
I wanted sex but got Ace Ventura: Pet Detective, instead. Then I had to drive 30 minutes home wet. Worst booty call, ever.
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
It's like I'm tryna ride my horse through dennis quaid’s vineyard
That's a sexy sentence
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
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