I just came out of my doctor's office and i look into the window and i see a guy sitting in the front seat getting head.
why are you so shocked? you live in brooklyn.
Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
I didn't know what to say so I just sent him a chicken emoji
Last year I got a dildo in the mail on my birthday. Today it was just a credit card bill. Sadface.
So apparently, after 11 beers, 2 pitchers of sangria and 3 rhum & cokes, the idea of popping a load of MD and jumping on the trampoline, in the woods, in my underwear was the best one ever.
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
My manager gave me an envelope with money in it before he had vacation, and when I asked what it was for, he said it will be his bail money.
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