She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
i woke up next to a ladle and a packet of chocolate biscuits that my face had melted into one giant biscuit.
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
You better buy her a motherfucking bunnyrabit to make up for this. And me footsie pajamas for being a cockblock.
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
I have to tell him to stop eating me out so I'm not late for work; my life could be a lot worse.
I love you. Go after that dick
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
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