Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
i found your underwear in my bra... i dont even remember how this happened.
shit. all i remember is the look on your moms face.
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
cell reception changed and I can no longer text you from the toilet... that means I'll be texting you less often, just fyi
I can't believe I just compared my penis to a St. Bernard.
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
Instead of politely asking me to shave, he passive-aggressively left me a groupon for a bikini wax. So I passive-aggresively fucked his roommate. And his roommate didn't mind my bush when he went down on me. Anyway, do you want the groupon or not?
Dude. Get me out of here. I'm surrounded by glitter-faced 40 year olds in halter tops. The desperation here is so thick you can taste it.
We had to go to his parents last night for dinner & ended up having a quickie in the bathroom while everyone else was outside smoking.. This is why we have a successful marriage.
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
I needed tweezers to get my thong out of my ass this morning.
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
The fuck kind of sorcerer makes a pact with tequila
Most of the people I know from AA
Haha touché
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