Goodnight my chunky, little, marshmallow muncher
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
i didn't realize we were even dating until i ran out of weed
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
At one point they were sandwiching me, both petting my stomach, mad dogging each other. Then they somehow telepathically decided to both try to pull my pants down. Such nice guys.
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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