Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
This is drunk me apologizing to sober me in advance.. I am sprry about you're trashed house. Mom an dad will be home by 5 so get up and clean. P.s. Mike is in the closet passed out.
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
Why did I wake up naked with a leg cramp and and extra $550 in my wallet?
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
I love you.
Bad choice
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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