I want you more than these girls want KFC
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
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