you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
Going to a party tonight. Sorority girls will be there. Primary goal of the night: make one cry. Secondary goal: become a father.
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
The cop used the word "belligerent" 16 times in the report. You get to bail him this time. I'm not up for it.
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
Would I be a horrible mom if I got a babysitter at 6am so I could go get laid.
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
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