Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
Currently emptying half-full wine bottles from fridge into my mouth and refilling with water for later. Drunk survivalist recycling!
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
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