her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
Most awkward sex ever...
And im texting you in the middle.
Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
All I have in my fridge is chocolate cake, pizza, spicy mayo sauce, beer, and weed. I love college
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
Nothing like snapchatring dick pics to a\nMarried woman while your girlfriend destroys Taco Bell in the next room. Almost caught, worth it. Got boobs back
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
Sorry about my sloppy drunk texts. I'm not sure talking about banging a near dead Jimmy Stewart was my finest moment
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
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