Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
Just please never masturbate in my bed again. I'm burning my sheets as I write this.
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
11:30 you texted me saying he was on his way. 11:37 you said, "Oh my God that was terrible."
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
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