just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
I just saw a pregnant woman with a cigarette and a beer walking into the Larry the Cable Guy show. I'm glad my taxes are paying her medical expenses.
I hate it when you make eye contact with someone bcs you are about to make fun of them and they take it as a hint to come hit on you.
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
well, i woke up this morning to a note i left myself my dry erase board, "dear you: i had sex with someone awful."
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
There r osticjed everywhere
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
Somehow I magically turned down a threesome last night. On my birthday. You're a horrible wingman.
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
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