I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
Abreva sucks. I applied it as directed and now it looks like I fed the herpes. They're throwing a party on my bottom lip.
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
Yeah, well I just made $600 while taking a shut cause two diff clients called while I was in here. Tell me being a lawyer doesn't kick ass.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Wesley from the Princess Bride. I kept telling him what I wanted him to do and all he would say was "as you wish"
Apparently I'm not allowed to call at 3am anymore and ask to speak to all his siblings. I was just trying to get to know the family
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
Uber southern baptist grandma and uber flaming cousin just got into an argument about whether jesus is OK with gay marriage. Aren't these things only supposed to happen at Thanksgiving?
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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