FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
Just pulled over to throw up in a day care parking lot while the kids were outside playing. The adults were mortified.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
Just had an epiphany about how to drink more effectively in the shower. While walking across campus carrying a Franzia bag like Santa
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
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