Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
That's true. There's really no bad time to take a Vicodin.
It is the Reeses peanut butter cup of pharmaceuticals.
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
DON'T WEAR PANTS.
I REPEAT.
DO. NOT. WEAR. TROUSERS.
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
I don't want to just break his heart, I want to dip it in liquid nitrogen and then smash it until it's powder and snort the powder
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
Did you get good sleep?
I dreamt that I was a lipstick lesbian in the 1950s, working at Walgreens and solving mysteries.
So yes.
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