apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
Thanks for going with me today. It’s been a long time since I bought bra and panties because of a guy
It’s called “shopping for lingerie” and it’s one of the many exciting and sexy things that follow a divorce, along with sexting, sleepovers, and orgasms
But, our next lesson is picking up a younger guys at the bar!
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