census says that i am hotter than the girl you just left with...sad for you
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
If making out with three guys at once at a Kesha concert while simultaneously smearing glitter all over yourself doesn't convince her you're gay, nothing will
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
You threw a handful of caps into a pitcher of Heineken and asked everyone if they wanted to go "bobbing for molly"
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
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