At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
while cleaning my room, i've found many wonderful things. one of these is the card you gave me for my eighteenth birthday. it's a christmas card that says "i want to stick it in your sponger"
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
just like fucking own it. stare that cop in the eye and just keep masturbating "yeah motherfucker Im high as shit and this feels great"
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
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