You thought cars couldnt see you if you stuck your head in the mail box
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
Gym?
Sweet baby Jebus, no. I'm Motley Crue hungover. This must be how it feels to rail a line of ants.
Do you remember me making bird noises at the bartender with some guy at the bar last night?
I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
Come get your sister, she's waving a shoe about and threatened to "teabag the Shit" out of the doorman because she can't check the shoe in.
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
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