I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
I'm sitting in my bathroom sink, eating a tuna sandwich. He had better weed than I expected.
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
Thanks for convincing the hot dog guy to give me one for $1 after I drunkenly dropped the first one. I loved your reasoning "I know you mark that shit up! I work in retail!"
If you value my life, if you value your own, please look for that godforsaken cookie. Please.
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
Most tragic bathtub-fart of all time. I am going to be late.
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
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