I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
I don't think brook has ever known best
Maybe i shouldn't have told him the key to getting in my pants was double vodka sodas and Nelly's song "grillz."
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
Last night was epic. Hooked up with Emma Watson, found twenty bucks, and then passed out on my floor.
No you didn't. You drank unbelievable amounts of 151, passed out in someone else's bathroom, and we carried you back to your floor. Nice dreams though.
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
If you happen to tell anybody my drunk story in the near future, please refrain from telling them about me shitting myself. People are getting the wrong idea and random people are messaging me on Facebook making fun of me for that
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
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